Muttday Morning News #17 || Let Them Eat Cake
Muttday Morning News #13 || The One Funny Bomb
Muttday Morning News #12 || SNAP, WIC and an Aspirin Bruised Grip
Muttday Morning News #11 Please Let Inflatable Unicorns become Denver’s Thing
Muttday Morning News #10.5 || Special Edition/Don’t Wear Swim Goggles to a Protest!
Muttday Morning News #10 || Oops all Cronies
The word goon has been ruined for my purposes so guess we're going with Crony this week.
There were so many stories this week entirely caused by Trump Cronies chewing on the infrastructure.
Muttday Morning News #9 It Certainly Does Keep Happening
Just gonna say it now, I will have zero shorts out today! (Heck, I’ll probably re-write the description tomorrow)
Somehow this script was over 5k words, and I had to cover everything from midnight judge meetings, open defiance of court orders, Kash Patel gifting ghost guns to foreign officials, fandom drama, and a CEO turning an old meme into a nazis dog whistle over the course of 3 days!
Muttday Morning News #5 The “Department of War”
We're covering a lot today, from weirdly inept, though no less dangerous, authoritarianism in the US, admittance of a war crime… I almost miss getting to reference press releases instead of DOJ X posts. Oh, also Itch payout concerns, and a featured story Of Banally nested evil around that Visa job posting.
Muttday Morning News #4
Muttday Morning News Survived a whole month!
Sadly the reward is a really bad news week. Yup, I'm talking about the shooter, hiding our heads in the sand doesn't help. Also talking about the CDC, protests in Jakarta, Newsom being a weirdo, the CO state legislature trying to kneecap it's own ai regularity bill, sorry, it was a freaking week y'all.
But I do have some positive news in the back half.
For the record, this week’s outfit was specifically picked because like 3 commenters told me to button my shirt last episode.
If there’s one thing I refuse to do, it listen to straight men who don’t like boobs









